sooo bored

MOUTHOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice?
Italian

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Chik-fil-a, but we're not eating that shit anymore

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Villa Antonio, it's a 5-start restaurant i can afford

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Double the tax.. round up

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
my macaroni and cheese with extra sharp cheddar and just a little gruyere

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
cheese and pepperoni, but we're not eating that shit anymore either

What do you like to put on your toast?
butter or jam

What is your favorite type of gum?
orbit winterfresh


TECHNOLOGY

Number of contacts in your email address book?
not many, i'm not a huge email person

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
a picture of a bamboo forest

How many televisions are in your house?
1


BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Righty

Do you like your smile?
for the most part, could be whiter, could have the space fixed

What's your favorite feature?
on who? myself or the opposite sex? myself - eyes, opposite sex/doug - eyes, lips, teeth and hands

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
um, an ugly mole, a muscle in my mouth, and part of my cartiledge from a dermal

Which of your five senses do you think is coolest?
sight.. we take it for granted.. honestly

When was the last time you had a cavity?
never

What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
um, a door at work? i think

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
um, when i was younger i think? i hit my head on a concrete floor


BULLCRAPOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
no, i mean, i'm afraid of death and when it will come. but i don't want to sell myself short on life or think about it. when it happens it happens


Is love for real?
i'd say yes based my current situation

What color do you think looks best on you?
black, green, blue and purple

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
nope

Have you ever saved someone's life?
nope

Has someone ever saved yours?
nope

DAREOLOGY

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
hell no

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
depends on the magazine and how tastefully done it would be

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
depends on what it's made from

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
i don't think i could ever do that. i may be mean sometimes, but i'm not that mean

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
maybe. since my favorite shows get made into DVD's a year later, maybe


DUMBOLOGY

What is in your left pocket?
lint?

Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
No, but it has funny phrases in it

Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
carpet and tile

Do you sit or stand in the shower?
stand? you didn't ask if it were a tub

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
4

Where were born?
Syracuse, NY

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
never

What do you want to be when you grow up?
an artist of some sort, and i'm well on my way to becomming one

Who is number 1 on your top 8?
Doug!


LASTOLOGY

Friend you talked to?
phone? perhaps craig or ben

Last person you called?
my mom?

Person you hugged?
Doug!


FAVORITOLOGY

Number?
21

Color?
Blue or purple

Season?
fall because it's not super hot, it's not dreary and cold, there's no pollen, and the leaves are pretty

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
doug since he's working until midnight tonight

How are you?
FANTASTIC!!!

Listening to?
the tv

Watching?
not anything in particular

Worrying about?
nothing really


RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
class

What can you not wait to do?
get married

What's the last movie you saw?
in theaters? borat

Do you smile often?
sometimes, i'm not a real smiley person

Are you a friendly person?
if i know you then yes, if not then i may be a bit stand-offish at first

Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
go to the gym