freakin' awesome

so, saturday, doug, ben, and i went to a shooting range. i kinda liked it, but it took getting used to. i still don't like the sound. and need to learn to not fear the recoil. i shot a glock 19, 9mm. doug shot it too, but then he moved up to a .45 taurus. i was not feeling that one. it was too big. they said the recoil is not as bad, but it was too big for me. but, it was fun. i need to get a pistol permit so i can get my own so i don't get raped when we go. i can get a conceal and carry for $175 for the class and such. but i'd either get a 9mm or a .38. but hey, we'll see. i'd like to go again though.

possible wedding dress?

could this be the dress i get married in? possibly. i know that it's black, and that's not normal, but the whole wedding is not going to be normal. i really like it though. i like the cut, the style, and layers of fabric that don't make it poofy somehow...and i wouldn't have to get spray tanned! which is a huge plus, i don't want to be orange. which would be bad, mmk? but, i've already picked out the bridesmaid's dresses for this. speaking of which, i'm a little torn on, but i won't elaborate here for privacy's sake on my ordeal. anywho, here are the 2 that i like. they'd both be platinum with black trim.

sick

doug gave me his sickness. my throat hurts and i'm all phlegmy. and my back is killing me from the gym the other day, i used back muscles i've never used before. not such a great idea after all. tomorrow night is UFC, nations collide. i'm excited i get to see my boy mirko crop cop. but we're killing our eating healthy idea tomorrow night by eating pizza. and we're staying in, which won't be too bad since i don't want to get everyone sick at jack's with whatever the hell this is. so, we won't be seeing anyone tomorrow night.

um, what else? we're still looking for a wedding venue. the van landingham estate was WAY too expensive. and their alcohol pricing and types available sucked ass. i'm not paying $25/person for people to drink only michelob and shitty wine, and we can't even add what we like to drink!!!

there's a show on about a lady with narcolepsy, it sucks, but it's funny at the same time. she's old and staggers around like she's drunk. she has a little dog that follows her around. and the dog hits her in the face to warn her when she's asleep.

so what!!!

so, i gues i've just pissed doug off. and i'm pissed that he's pissed. i was at the gym, and i don't carry my phone around, because that looks gay and i don't wanna answer calls or text messages while i'm sweating and breathing rapidly, which some people may find hot, but i don't. he's mad because he was sitting at home since 3:30'ish waiting for me so we could go to the gym together. which is sweet, but he got all mad when i texted him that i was leaving. then i called, which i shouldn't have, and he was pissed but "there's nothing we can do about it now." so i dunno, i think it's gonna be a rough week based on that. and then i get home and i get the cold shoulder treatment and a "i'll be back in about 3 hours" shit. so...to make a short story even shorter, we're both upset at something that is completely stupid. i know he's probably pissed we're not spending time together on his birthday, but he kinda did the same to me on mine. but i just hope he's not so pissy when he gets back.

giraffes

so there's this show on right now that i'm watching before i go grocery shopping, and it's about a giraffe giving birth. it's kind of disturbing, and looks none too comfortable. the mommy giraffe is just walking around with two little legs sticking out of her cooter. i'm glad humans don't go through that. but i'm gonna get cut open when we have kids. no stretching of the cooter or ripping, and no hernias.

so accomplished

so, doug and i started going to the gym, again. well, not again in the sense that we used to go together, but each of us separately. i won't be able to move my arms tomorrow, but i feel good. we both just need to loose a few of the pounds that were put on due to a large quantity of ice cream. but it's ok. we'll be hot when we get married.

speaking of which, we get to go meet with one of the even coordinators at the van landingham estate on monday at 4. and i think i may have found my dress, and it's black! which means i have to completely rethink my bridesmaids' dresses, but hey! at least with a black dress i won't have to get spray tanned.

and...i have all my homework done. so i feel as if i'm really on top of that shit this quarter since i'm not working 40 hours a week now and having a full load of classes. but the depot can suck my ass because they don't listen to me!!! i want 24 hours at the most, NOT 30! i have a portfolio class, in FLASH! i don't DO flash! so i have to go talk to my HR and be like, HEY! 24 at the most! if they don't like that, then i guess i'll put in my two weeks. fuck them. the only good thing about working there is the tuition reimbursement! speaking of which, i need to send mine in again...

but enough of me bragging about how great i'm doing. even though i like to gloat sometimes.

sooo bored

MOUTHOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice?
Italian

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Chik-fil-a, but we're not eating that shit anymore

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Villa Antonio, it's a 5-start restaurant i can afford

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Double the tax.. round up

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
my macaroni and cheese with extra sharp cheddar and just a little gruyere

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
cheese and pepperoni, but we're not eating that shit anymore either

What do you like to put on your toast?
butter or jam

What is your favorite type of gum?
orbit winterfresh


TECHNOLOGY

Number of contacts in your email address book?
not many, i'm not a huge email person

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
a picture of a bamboo forest

How many televisions are in your house?
1


BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Righty

Do you like your smile?
for the most part, could be whiter, could have the space fixed

What's your favorite feature?
on who? myself or the opposite sex? myself - eyes, opposite sex/doug - eyes, lips, teeth and hands

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
um, an ugly mole, a muscle in my mouth, and part of my cartiledge from a dermal

Which of your five senses do you think is coolest?
sight.. we take it for granted.. honestly

When was the last time you had a cavity?
never

What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
um, a door at work? i think

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
um, when i was younger i think? i hit my head on a concrete floor


BULLCRAPOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
no, i mean, i'm afraid of death and when it will come. but i don't want to sell myself short on life or think about it. when it happens it happens


Is love for real?
i'd say yes based my current situation

What color do you think looks best on you?
black, green, blue and purple

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
nope

Have you ever saved someone's life?
nope

Has someone ever saved yours?
nope

DAREOLOGY

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
hell no

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
depends on the magazine and how tastefully done it would be

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
depends on what it's made from

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
i don't think i could ever do that. i may be mean sometimes, but i'm not that mean

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
maybe. since my favorite shows get made into DVD's a year later, maybe


DUMBOLOGY

What is in your left pocket?
lint?

Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
No, but it has funny phrases in it

Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
carpet and tile

Do you sit or stand in the shower?
stand? you didn't ask if it were a tub

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
4

Where were born?
Syracuse, NY

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
never

What do you want to be when you grow up?
an artist of some sort, and i'm well on my way to becomming one

Who is number 1 on your top 8?
Doug!


LASTOLOGY

Friend you talked to?
phone? perhaps craig or ben

Last person you called?
my mom?

Person you hugged?
Doug!


FAVORITOLOGY

Number?
21

Color?
Blue or purple

Season?
fall because it's not super hot, it's not dreary and cold, there's no pollen, and the leaves are pretty

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
doug since he's working until midnight tonight

How are you?
FANTASTIC!!!

Listening to?
the tv

Watching?
not anything in particular

Worrying about?
nothing really


RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
class

What can you not wait to do?
get married

What's the last movie you saw?
in theaters? borat

Do you smile often?
sometimes, i'm not a real smiley person

Are you a friendly person?
if i know you then yes, if not then i may be a bit stand-offish at first

Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
go to the gym